The Case of John Candy's Ghost. Recently my family and I holidayed stateside, across the big pond. We had the holiday of a lifetime!! Visiting Disneyworld, Graceland and the birthplace of Stephen King! Wooh! Spookey-fadookey, no? The highlight of the holiday for me though, came when we visited Holy Cross Graveyard in Hollywood! I know what you're thinking! But you'd be wrong. Luckily I had my camera, because as we wandered between the graves of Spike Jones and Fred Macmurray, I became aware of a strange sensation! I'll let the pictures speak for themselves! Pic 01 A standard picture of the Holy Cross Graveyard, US of A, right? Wrong. Check the ectoplasmic distortion centre stage. Camera strap, Mike? No way, Jose. Pic 02 Using a special sprectral filter, pre-development, and the enhance and zoom features on my specially adapted personal computing machine, I can make the electo-phantasmic impulses slightly clearer. Still not convinced? Then check the next pic! Pic 03 Ok guys, this is it! The proof. The big kahoona. The smoking gun. Proof as solid as Christ's ass that paraworldly abnormalities DO exist. Camera strap? You're pulling my chain, right? On this pic I've used enhance by the factor of 10 on the spectral filter to increase definition on the ectoplasmic distortion. But I reckon I can clear this baby up a little more. Pic 04. By reducing the psycho-plasmic blurring and using an extra zoom,we can clearly see that this is an apparition of John Candy, wandering his graveyard at night. Woah, John, we come in peace! Put the knife down! Luckily I also managed to record audio evidence on my Portia's personal cassette-man.